The Norwegian Vikings!

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The Norwegian Vikings!

Innlegg vrossi » Fre Feb 11, 2011 00:58

+15C
This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we’ll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun getting a tan.
+10C
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
+5C
Italian cars won’t start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
0C
Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
-5C
People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their last barbeque before winter.
-10C
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
-20C
The Aussies flee from Malorca. The Norwegians start their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
-30C
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
-40C
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.


-50C
Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
-70C
The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
-183C
Microbes in food don’t survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers’ hands are cold.

-273C
All atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying “Steike, it’s cold outside today.”

-300C
Hell freezes over. Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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