The Norwegian Vikings!

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The Norwegian Vikings!

Innlegg vrossi » Fre Feb 11, 2011 00:58

This is as warm as it gets in Norway, so we’ll start here. People in Spain wear winter-coats and gloves. The Norwegians are out in the sun getting a tan.
The French are trying in vain to start their central heating. The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
Italian cars won’t start. The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
Distilled water freezes. The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
People in California almost freeze to death. The Norwegians have their last barbeque before winter.
The Brits start the heat in their houses. The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
The Aussies flee from Malorca. The Norwegians start their Midsummer celebrations. Autumn is here.
People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the face of the earth. The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
Paris start cracking in the cold. The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.

Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole. The Norwegian army postpones their winter survival training awaiting real winter weather.
The false Santa moves south. The Norwegian army goes out on winter survival training.
Microbes in food don’t survive. The Norwegian cows complain that the farmers’ hands are cold.

All atom-based movement halts. The Norwegians start saying “Steike, it’s cold outside today.”

Hell freezes over. Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest.
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